MetaCrafters, a forward thinking virtual worlds and software services company, has taken a bold step into the next generation of business.

To greater respond to the ever changing needs of business clients worldwide, effective immediately, MetaCrafters has exterminated it's human Virtual Board Of Directors, and replaced them with robot replicas -- empowered by artificial intelligence and greater productive capacity.

"I had a vision of a peaceful workplace, one which allowed us to make progress at breakneck speeds, and this is the result of the successful achievement of that dream," says Blaze Young, MetaCrafters CEO, Founder, and Chairman of the Board. "After several years in business, we discovered that there were costly difficulties arising from personality conflicts, worker disloyalty, potential legal issues from abuses of power, and repeated ethical dillemas involved with employing humans to do work that is obviously better performed by programmable drones. We'll never have those problems again. "

"Our new and improved robot workforce can accomplish the same tasks as our former board of directors and human workforce at essentially zero cost, with zero legal liability, zero conflict, and zero defects, " explains FWord Utorid, Chief Technical Officer. "This miracle of modern science allows us to achieve greater efficiency in pursuit of our business objectives, increase productive output, avoid labor disputes and copyright issues, and ultimately rise to a new level of profitability and success."

The new MetaCrafters Board Of Directors is as follows:

• Blaze Young - Chief Executive Officer / Chairman of the Board
• FWord Utorid - Chief Technology Officer
• Isochronous Cyclotron - Chief Operations Officer
• Fujikuchi Eolakowo - Chief Information Officer
• Moneyblob Rhinogrip - Chief Financial Officer
• Bongani Ochieng - Senior Vice President of Legal
• Echo DeFacto - Senior VP of Marketing and Communications
• Rainee Dae - Director of Corporate Security
• Fearsnarl Catweed - Director of Operations
• Quicknose Glitterdance - Director of Marketing
• Demonspaz Snapdragon - Director Of Information Technology
• Angelica Losangeles - Secretary

Bios for the new board are forthcoming and will be issued as press releases on the MetaCrafters website.